Life Artners Announces “YOU$A™: The Life and Times of Lord Thomas Derby”


“YOU$A™: The Life and Times of Lord Thomas Derby,” CEO and LORD of ALL in the YOU$A™, will be published by Life Artners and available everywhere that books are sold in late 2016 / early 2017.

The venerable warrior and general who founded America’s last great advertising and marketing corporation, the WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING— DERBY | REYNOLDS, has written a romantic, vicious, and incredibly detailed love letter about his life to himself to be remembered by.  Especially to be remembered by those who loathe thy Lord Derby!

Derby’s war stories about the entire Northern Illinois region, its scumbags and peasants, are include along with patented details about inventive anti-marketing weapons he and his team developed—METAL PANTIES®—to defeat the little ponies.

It’s a thrilling, sprawling account of a post-National-recession war against peasant minds and scumbag behaviors which have permeated from the Rockford, Illinois area.  Derby’s life is marked by many family, friends, artists, scumbags, sales sluts, lovers, speedboats, Gorak and the 6th dimension, employees and enemies. All are included in this epic autobiography by our LORD and CEO of ALL in the YOU$A, Thomas Derby.

Songs For The City I Sleep With, By Johnny Emerald The IIIrd – DEBUT ALBUM NOW AVAILABLE, FREE DOWNLOAD

Johnny Emerald The IIIrd, "Songs For The City I Sleep With"

Life Artners Publishing is proud to present the long-awaited, full-length record, “Songs For The City I Sleep With,” by the Rockford, IL, based homeless electronica pop star, Johnny Emerald The IIIrd.

17 original songs featuring the hit songs, “Orange Symbol” and “Save Clock Tower.”  Also included are bonus song duets with Willard Hunter and Lord Thomas Derby, and special cover versions of classic songs by the Black Crowes, Ray Charles, The Beatles, and Eagles.

FREE TO DOWNLOAD, CLICK HERE or copy and paste the link below:

“I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?” – Irish Brian Kelly: Poet, Engineer, Landscaper, Lover

irish-brian-kelly_potatoesLife Artners Publishing is proud to release the debut book by Irish Brian Kelly! “I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?” is available now at Amazon in print and kindle versions.

““I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?” is the debut book by the internationally revered Poet, Engineer, Landscaper and Lover, Irish Brian Kelly. Haikus, short stories, monologues and poems reveals a mysterious 172 paged celtic-puzzle located deep inside of Irish Brian’s mind that only readers may be able to piece together from the remnants of Irish Brian’s mashed potatoes. Potatoes that you will most likely find mashed on his face still. Will Brian end up finding streets with no names? Can he move in mysterious ways to find whatever it is that he was looking for? What will we make of all of this? What is this? Is it an Irish romance? Celtic erotica? Gaelic drama? Scottish comedy? An Arabian mystery? What have we become? We don’t know. Can the lady who wore lemon help our hero, Irish Brian, figure all of this out for you, the reader? All of these questions are answered within. If they aren’t, it’s ok to mash a potato on your face.”

“I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?”
Irish Brian Kelly: Poet,Engineer, Landscaper, Lover
Copyright © 2015 Andy Whorehall, Under Exclusive License With Life Artners Publishing.

ISBN-13: 978-0692554616
ISBN-10: 0692554610

Written By Irish Brian Kelly
Published By Andy Whorehall and Life Artners
Transcribed, Edited, Created By Dave DeCastris and Andy Whorehall
Cover Artwork By Jesus Correa
Art Direction, Design, Layout By Andy Whorehall and Dave DeCastris
Additional Irish Bullshit By Bono, Edge, Larry, Adam, Saint Paladius
Executive Producers: Lord Thomas Derby and Johnny Emerald The IIIrd
Forewords By Jesus Correa, Eric Knoll, Jason “Mossy” Vaughn, Andy Whorehall, Dave DeCastris, Uncle Liam Kelly, Aunt Mammy Kelly, Lorenzo Bottums, Barkley, Sparky, Winslow, Gordon, Jay, Mark

“Believe” by Rkfdnews – Book Details, Press Release and Ordering Info

"Believe," written by rkfdnews and published by Life Artners (December 1st, 2014) Click to download a hi-res press release image (jpg).

“Believe,” written by rkfdnews and published by Life Artners.   Click to download a hi-res press release image (jpg).

Press Release, December 14th, 2014

Believe,” the debut book by rkfdnews (and the first release by Life Artners publishing), is now available to purchase. It is available in print and digital formats. Amazon (U.S. and International)Barnes & Noble (and many other online book retailers) are carrying it nowLimited signed copies by its authors and artists are only available from a few independent sources, read below for book details, ordering options and locations.

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Life Artners Publishes Debut Book by rkfdnews, “Believe”

Believe, by rkfdnewsThe debut book by rkfdnewsBelieve, will be available to purchase online through major retail outlets; Amazon US and EU in late 2014, and Barnes & Noble with other major book sellers in early 2015. Continue reading